Damn those conversation hearts!
I just consumed an entire bowlful of that beguiling little candy - but at what cost? I will be passed out in my cubicle by 3:00!

I feel like ranting. I know this is such old news, but I am offended by the people who were offended by the sight of Janet Jackson's boob. Why is her starburst-clad nipple a more offensive sight than Rob Schneider's?? It baffles me.

You know what else baffles me? All the people who bring their stroller-bound children to Disneyland. First of all, how can those parents be having any fun when they are strapped to that stroller all day? Secondly, if your child is that small does he or she really have any idea that they are at Disneyland? Will he or she remember it at all? No. So what's the point? Leave the kids at home and enjoy Disneyland for yourself. That's all I have to say about that.