Nothing beats drawstring pants!

Why do people feel the need to bring animals to work? Ok, I admit it, I am not an animal lover. But even so, you have to concede that it is quite distracting and even annoying to have to listen to a barking dog, or the coos of coworkers as they fawn all over it. Blech!!

FHB
I have been feeling very negative lately. I need to turn my frown upside down. Everything and everyone annoys me it seems. Like parents who bring extra kids to a birthday party and not only feed those kids but also help themselves to a heaping plate and sit down at the kids' table, while other kids have to share seats, and while I have my mother whispering in my ear "FHB" ("family hold back"). I was not short-changed a hot dog, so that's good. But sometimes being polite is very trying on the nerves.