Only if Stan Brings the Underage Children

Just a few notes from the old curiosity shoppe:

The local used car lot has one of those giant blow up gorillas with a banner proclaiming, "Giant Used Car Sale!"

Last night I received free snacks and a $2.00 discount rental of 3 new videos at the video store. The clerk had to strong arm me into the deal because I didn't get it at first.

I have recently discovered the joy of raiding the First Aid cabinet at work for bandaids and ointment.

I almost fell over in the bathroom stall just now.