People in My Neighborhood

I'm in a good mood because it's Friday, and it's payday - and I am leaving work early to go to the company picnic.

Ok, so there was this woman on the bus last night, and she was huge. It's mean to say, but she was. I was sitting next to the window, and she got on and sat next to me. Which meant I ended up feeling guilty making her stand up so I could get off the bus. Plus, after she sat down, she pulled out one of those sleeping masks and proceeded to snore through the next hour.

And I just have to mention something about the dude in the yoga place that I sometimes walk by who weas a speedo and really shouldn't.