Red Ribbon
Today is World Aids Day.

Putting the "B" in "B Movie"
I watched Van Helsing last night, and it was so bad it was good. The cheesiness was unbelievable, as was Kate Beckinsale's Transylvanian accent. I think it is an excellent contender for Mystery Science Theatre. But I also thought David Wenham as the spry monk Carl was excellent. He was the best thing about the movie.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out
Ok, the annoying goober finally lost on Jeopardy. But it was such an anti-climatic loss. The woman didn't win because she was better; she won because he blew it on the 3 most important questions. It was all rigged anyway.

Quote of the Day
"I will not carry a gun. . . I’ll carry your books, I’ll carry a torch, I’ll carry a tune, I’ll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to old Virginia, I’ll even hari-kari if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!"
—Hawkeye, from TV’s M*A*S*H