I'm Outta Here - Almost!

I was jittery all morning waiting for my boss to be free, and then finally I cornered her in her office and broke the news. She wasn't surprised of course, but when it dawned on both of us just how much work I do and how much info is stored inside my head, we both started freaking out. A little while later I broke the news to the HR manager. Since it came as a complete surprise to her, she was a bit disturbed by the news. Then, around 2:00 I decided to finally take a quick lunch break, but when I went to leave, I discovered I had a flat tire! It was like some kind of weird omen that means I am not supposed to leave here. Creepy! Luckily, my next door cubicle mate changed it for me and now I gotta call the trusty tire dudes and make an appointment to bring my car in.